google yourself

My life is not very interesting. I have been going home quite a bit on the weekends because I can't stand sitting in my apartment all weekend long by myself.. it has been driving me crazy. So I have gone home every other weekend since the beginning of the semester... like a giant loser. My thesis proposal defense is finally scheduled for next Friday. I need to make a powerpoint for that sometime this upcoming week. Other than that my progress is going slower than I would like because when I contact Sheriff's or Police Departments I seem to be the last priority on their list. I understand they are busy, but I am not asking for very much of their time!! I can't wait until the interviews are all completed so that I can do the findings of my thesis on my own schedule instead of twiddling my thumbs and hounding other people to get on the ball. Anyways, in the meantime I am bored so I thought I would do this little google thingy.

I am just using the very first one that comes up.

1. Google "[your name] needs":
"ALLISON NEEDS TO GET LAID."

How true this one is!!

2. Google "[your name] looks like":
"ALLISON JUST LOOKS LIKE SHE IS TRYING TOO HARD TO BE COOL."

This is also true... I do try extremely hard to fit in and be cool.

3. Google "[your name] likes":
"ALLISON LIKES TO WATCH MOVIES AND TELL PEOPLE WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THEM"

I love to watch movies, I don't usually over analyze them though.

4. Google "[your name] says":
"ALLISON SAYS THERE'S A REASON THAT YOU'RE NEVER HOME"

Probably because you hate me... whoever you are.

5. Google "[your name] wants":
"ALLISON WANTS TO KNOW."

I do tend to want to know things.

6. Google "[your name] does":
"I LOVE WHEN ALLISON DOES "FEELINGS" BY THREE ERIN."

I don't know that song but I could try to do it karaoke style when I'm wasted or something.

7. Google "[your name] hates":
"ALLISON HATES IT"

I don't know what "it" they were referring to, but I probably do hate it.

8. Google "[your name] can":
"HOW ALLISON CAN SURVIVE. WELL, SHE CAN'T."

I'm starting to notice a pattern of hatred to people with the name Allison.

9. Google "[your name] goes":
"AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ALLISON GOES TO SLEEP ALONE TONIGHT"

You know what? It's true... but F you google.

10. Google "[your name] is":
"ALLISON IS UGLY"

This is starting to hurt my feelings.

11. Google "[your name] loves"
"ALLISON LOVES FINE JEWELRY"

That's true.


Alright those answers didn't really make me mad... but I just did this cause I was bored... sorry if you read the whole thing and were bored!