chuck norris can lick his own elbow

i like to watch walker, texas ranger when i was younger. before it was so lame it was cool.. i watched it when i thought it WASN'T lame. which is embarassing. here is a list of some of my favorite chuck norris facts. i love this phenomenon that started a few years ago, because they are so ridiculously awesome. i have also noticed some of these same types of facts have started to pop up about michael phelps, which is also gloriously ridiculous.

1. Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a klondike bar.

2. Chuck Norris CAN believes it's not butter.

3. Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac from Burger King and got one. 

4. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 

5. Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

6. Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, watered gets Chucked.

7. Chuck Norris knows a word that rhymes with purple.

8. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

9. Chuck Norris can put Baby in a corner.

10. Chuck Norris can tear the tags off of mattresses.

11. Chuck Norris doesn't punch a time clock. It sees him coming, begs for mercy, and punches itself.

12. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC claiming that Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right leg.

13. Chuck Norris can talk about fight club.